Hi, welcome to my basic plant shop pages! Please explore the listings and let me know if you are interested in buying any plants either with or without fancy 3d-printed pots and saucers.
All plants you buy from me will be served to you as follows:
⛰️ Freshly repotted in clean soil and compost
🌋 Plenty of porous Perlite added to the soil to significantly improve drainage
💧 Recently watered, so you will not need to water it the moment you get it home
🏷️ Neat handwritten label spike placed in soil stating Genus and Species
🎋If your plant is a "trailer" (i.e. doesn't support its own weight), a bamboo cane and ties can be provided - just ask me for these anytime.
🚗 Almost all my plants can be brought to you for free anywhere in the BS1-BS16 postcode areas - except for the plants marked "Giant", which you will need to come and collect from me as they are so big they will not fit in my car!
✨ Optional: fancy gravel added to the top to enhance the appearance and discourage fungal/lichen formations
🎍 Your new plant will be in a basic pot (random colour), but if you want a 3d-printed pot(or saucer) then keep reading below the link...
OK, show me the plants >>You can buy a plant from me pre-potted in a 3d-printed swirly plastic pot, or buy just the swirly pots to use with your own plants.
The printed pots and saucers are available in six standard sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL:
Get in touch with me if you need a custom size, or if you want a customised message printed somewhere on the pot.
Six standard colours are always available (you can get other colours on special request - let me know what you are looking for).
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white |
black |
chocolate brown |
terracotta |
leaf green |
grey |
please do not eat! |